Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Open Sesame 芝麻開門

Mama slave always locked the door of Television cupboard to prevent me from throwing out the display, cable, remote control or headphone etc.
But I think she has forgotten that I am a very clever boy. Let's see how I open it and enjoy the snack inside
媽媽 奴隸總是鎖上電視櫃的門防止我亂投擲裝飾品、電線、遙控或耳機等等。但我認為她忘記了我是一個非常聰明的男孩。我們看我怎麼打開它和享用裡面的小吃

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Souvenir War (ending - revenge)手信爭奪戰 (終極篇-大報復)



(She always worry that some harmful insects or worms will come out of it. She love me so much)
Today, ugly aunite comes to disturb our leisure as usual and I have made up a trap for her….hehe. I pretend to be a very lovely boy and treat her nicely.
After she has left and time nearly mama slave's back, I open the water tap to fill the water tank and play with the water making everywhere wet including myself.
I shut the water down when the tank is half-filled and pretend to be ignorance.
It is so excited to hear mama slave's scream….she tidy up the mess and make me dry immediately.
Then she called ugly auntie and shouted at her very very angrily for around 30 minutes. All the explanation and apology from ugly auntie was rejected.
Can you imagine how sad ugly auntie is….hahaha….she come early next morning to apoloize and promise that she will be much more careful in future.
I am so happy with my intelligence…agreed ?
那個醜惡的嬸嬸竊取了我可愛的手信。我將讓她付出代價。每天媽媽奴隸將牢固地關閉廁所洗手盤的去水位 以便我能在白天趟在那裡安全地睡覺( 那兒的溫度比外面涼快得多)
(她總擔心一些有害的昆蟲或蠕蟲從去水位走出來。她真的非常愛我)
今天, 醜惡的嬸嬸如常 來到干擾 我們的休閒,我已經為她設了一個陷井.…嘻嘻 。我假裝是一個非常可愛的男孩和恰好對待她。
在她離開後媽媽奴隸幾乎回家的時間, 我打開水龍頭把水填裝洗手盤玩水,把四面八方包括我自己弄濕。
當洗手盤半滿時我關閉水龍頭並且假裝是無知的。
聽見媽媽 奴隸回家時的尖叫實在好興奮.…她立刻整理混亂和幫我揉乾身體。
然後她打電話給醜惡嬸嬸和非常非常惱怒地大駡她大約30 分鐘。醜惡嬸嬸的所有解釋和道歉都不被接受 。
能您想像醜惡嬸嬸是多麼哀傷的.…哈哈.…她明天早晨親自來道歉 和許諾她今後會加倍小心。
我是很滿意我的聰穎….同意嗎?

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Souvenir War 手信爭奪戰 (part I 上集)






Do you all remember the ugly auntie….that disgusting woman, she always come to steal my favour. I don't like her.
Mama Slave has just back from trip and brought us a lot of foreign cat food as souvenir. I can smell from the package of it's good taste.
I am so eager to try and wondering when will Mama Slave open it for us.
Siu Ding and I was having a sun bathing after Papa and Mama Slave out for work as usual. I was staring at ugly auntie to see what bad things she did this time….Oh ! My God. She was put my delicious souvenir into her bag. I rushed to her and pressed the leftover to prevent her from robbering them. I roared loudly and angrily at her.
She just ignore me and put me aside….no.no.no…I have to attack her to protect my souvenir. But how can a little baby like me can defect such a big ugly woman.
Wow…wow…I can just let her to take all my souvenir and left my home. So poor me.
I jumped to Mama Slave immediately upon her return and lead her to the place where the souvenir were. She hold me tight and give me some new delicious food to comfort me.
I am much better now but I swear that I will take revenge on ugly auntie very soon…….let's see
您們應該記得那個醜惡的嬸嬸... 令人作嘔的女人, 她總來竊取我的喜愛。我實在不喜歡她。
媽媽 奴隸剛從旅行回來帶給我們很多外國貓食作為手信。我能從包裹嗅到它是很好味的。
我是很熱切嘗試吃吃,很想知道媽媽 奴隸何時將開啟它。
小 丁和我和平常一樣在爸爸 和媽媽 奴隸出外工作後曬太陽。我凝望醜惡的嬸嬸這時候準備做什麼壞事.…噢! 我的天呀。她把我們的可口的手信投入了入她的袋子內。我衝到她那兒用力地按實剩下的手信防止她再搶。我大聲地和惱怒地向她咆哮表示我的憤怒。
她不理會我並把我推到旁邊.…不 不 不... 我必須攻擊她保護我的手信。但我一個可愛小孩怎麼能打敗這樣一名大醜惡的女人。
哇... 哇... 但我只能讓她拿走我們所有的手信。我很可憐。
媽媽奴隸回家時 我立即跳到她身上並帶領她到放手信的地方告訴她醜惡嬸嬸的惡行。她抱緊我和給我一些新口味可口食物安慰我。
我現在心情好轉多了,但我發誓我很快將向醜惡的嬸嬸大復仇....…睇住嚟

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Sleeping handsome 美男睡午覺



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