Jumping Tigger跳躍的Tigger

Do you agree that name is important ? Under Chinese tradition, name will change the passage of your life. As I am a King, I will never believe in such a superstitious issue. But now…I think I have to change my mind. Princess Angel grow up really as beautiful as an Angel like her name. But maybe that is already predicted by Mama Slave. The unbelievable thing is : Tigger start to jump from the desk to the top of cabinet and jump down directly to the floor. I cannot imagine how can he jump so high. I can say he like flying more than jumping down. It is impossible for a cat but only possible for "Tigger" in the cartoon story. Papa and Mama Slave cannot say a word but just open their eyes and mouth widely. Therefore, I suggest every parents to name their beloved kids carefully in future.
您是否同意名字是重要的？ 在中國傳統之下，名字將改變您的生活段落。 因为我是國王，我不会相信這樣一個迷信問題。 但是…我現在認為我必須改变主意。 angel公主長大後真正地像她的名字-天使一样美丽。 但是那可能媽媽奴隸早已經能預見而給她改的。 難以相信的事是： 跳躍的Tigger開始從書桌躍跳上櫃頂跟住又直接地跳到地板下來。 我不可能想像怎麼能他跳那么高。 我可以說他更像是飛行下來的。 貓是不可能做得到的，只有動畫片故事裹的 Tigger" 才可。 爸爸和媽媽奴隸驚嚇得不能說話，只是張大他們的眼睛和咀巴。 所以，我建議今后的父母要小心為他們心愛的孩子改名字。

I think most of you should remember how romantic during the spring time last year. The first year I meet Princess Angel…she is so lovely and beautiful. But, I feel so annoy this year…Silly Tigger is chasing me all the times. I know I am so charming and handsome but I am a King (boy)...I don't like boy. He should not try to attract and distrub me so much...I will never love him. I wonder if he really know that I am a King(boy). Disgusting Papa and Mama Slave just sit aside and laugh happily. So poor me...
我認為你們大多数應該記得去年春天是多么浪漫的。 第一年我遇見Angel公主…她很可愛和美丽。 但是今年我感覺很困擾，傻的Tigger不斷追逐我。 我知道我是很迷人和英俊，但是我是國王(男孩)…我不喜歡男孩。 他不應該设法吸引和打擾我…我不會愛他。 我懷疑他是否真正地知道我是國王(男孩)。 令人厭惡的爸爸和媽媽奴隸坐在旁邊愉快地笑。 我真可憐…