cowardly cat無膽貓

Siu Ding and I are so boring during papa and mama slave out for work…we miss them so much. Therefore, I will run out to the corridor everyday upon mama slave's back to play run and catch with her.
Her screaming, shouting and chasing is always funny. But today is difference…..she doesn't chase me and just stand beside the door to watch me. What's wrong is it ?
When I am still wondering I see an ET there waiting for lift. Wow….how disgusting mama slave is. She 's made a trap for me. I am so frightened…my ear scroll down together with my tail up-right straight.
I've used up all my energy running back to my lovely home and lie down on the table to rest….I'm so frightened and tired. Devil mama slave laugh at me and knock my head with her ugly hand.
I will certainly take revenge on her one day.
P.S. ET is only our neighbour
小丁和我在爸爸 和媽媽 奴隸工作期間十分乏味,無所適從... 我們非常想念他們。所以, 每天我都在媽媽奴隸放工回家時跑到走廊的和她捉迷藏。
她的尖叫, 呼喊和追逐總是滑稽的。但今天是很奇異.....她 不追逐我,只是站在門旁邊觀看我。到底什麼事呢? 當我是仍然在想時,我看見一隻怪物在那裡等待電梯。
哇.…多麼 令人作嘔的媽媽奴隸...她為我 做了一個陷井。我是如此嚇唬... 我的耳朵紙卷下來和我的尾巴一起豎得挺直直的。
我用盡所有我的能量跑回到我可愛的家和躺在桌上喘氣.…我是如此嚇唬和疲倦。惡魔媽媽奴隸嘲笑我和用她醜惡的手敲我的頭。我一定會復仇的
註:怪物只是鄰居

Test Album 試相簿

Kiss (comic version) 親吻 (漫畫版)

Hey, sweetheart Siu Ding, there's nobody around….let's have a deep and secret kiss.
嘿, 甜心小丁, 趁現在沒人....我們來一個深深和秘密親吻吧。

Wow…..honey, please be sure nobody stare at us. You know I am shy.
嘩.....甜心,好呀,但請務必肯定沒人在凝望我們。您知道我是害羞的。

Sure, I will watch out very carefully. It's always my pleasure to protect you.
肯定, 我會非常仔細地留意。我從來都樂意保護您。

It's fine now. Let's have a lovely kiss….
現在是優良時機。我們來有一個可愛的親吻吧....

Ha ha….it's always fantastic to kiss with you. I love you so mcuh…honey.
哈哈....與您親吻總是意想不到的美妙。我真的很愛你... 甜心。

nightmare 夜半貓惡夢

Do you remember I have promised to tell you the story about nightmare ? Actually, I am locked in my purple palace every mid-night because of Siu Ding. I hate that arrangement so much but they always think that I will distrub Siu Ding a lot during mid-night. Okay...no objection.But the weather is so hot recently and mama slave think that it is too cruel to lock me.
Therefore they free me to sleep with them and wow….it's play time. I chase Siu Ding throughout home around 3:00 a.m. and we both roar loudly. Then I push him to play with me on our lovely parents body and I intentionally step on them hardly…..haha…it's so fun to hear they scream and to see their panda eye in the morning.
We all have a family meeting the next evening to seek for alternate arrangement. Decision : papa will sleep with me in my purple palace with air-conditioning…..Yeah…..a big big toy. I pretend to be a very behaved boy to sleep beside him…..action at around 3:00 a.m. again. I jump on him hardly and bit his nose. He cover his face with a blanket so firm that I can't attack his head anymore. Oh ! what should I do now.....ah...I see ten delicious toe.
A loud scream together with the sunrise has waken mama slave up eariler. I am so satisfy with a funny night and early breakfast.
您記住我許諾講您關於惡夢的故事嗎? 實際上, 我每天午夜被鎖在我的紫色宮殿內。我非常恨那個安排但他們總認為我會在午夜期間不斷打擾小 丁。好吧... 沒異議
但最近天氣是很熱,媽媽 奴隸認為鎖我太殘暴了。所以他們釋放我和他們一起睡覺..嘩.…遊戲時間到。大約三時左右,我和小丁在家中追逐並且大聲地咆哮。
然後我強迫他與我在我們可愛的父母身體上玩耍,並且我故意地用力踏他們... 哈哈... 很喜歡聽見他們的尖叫和看見他們的早晨熊貓眼睛。
第二天晚上我們在家庭會議中尋找更好的安排。決議: 爸爸 與我將睡覺在我的紫色宮殿並大閞空調.....Yeah..…好大大的玩具
我假裝是一個非常乖的男孩睡覺在他旁邊.....在午夜三時 前後。我幾乎不停跳在他身上和咬住了他的鼻子。他用毯子緊緊蓋他的面孔使我無法再攻擊他的頭。
噢! 我現在可做什麼呢..…呀... 我看見十隻可口的腳趾。一聲大聲的尖叫與日出一起提早喚醒了媽媽 奴隸。我是十分滿意一個滑稽的夜和清晨的美味早餐。